My name is Tim Hutchings and I made this stuff...

...sometimes with help and sometimes single-handedly but never alone. None of the things I make would exist without the amazing society we live in, the cultural institutions we build to preserve it, and the people who appreciate it. So I make a request:

If you are a supporter of the near or far right I am going to ask that you not buy my games. I don't want your money, but more importantly I don't want you to feel comfortable enjoying things produced by the people and systems you want to destroy. Yes I mean members of cartoonishly evil hate groups, but I'm going to include Trump supporters too. You think the election was fixed and pandemic measures are bad? Go to hell. If you stand by quietly as Republicans take the power of the vote from African Americans in Alabama and compete to hurt trans people as badly as possible then you are part of this problem. You are lobbying for the death of my friends and relations, you are pushing for dangerous authoritarians to destroy the systems that let books like mine come to be. And this goes for equivalent groups outside the US–you know who you are.

People who make art and beauty and fun universally revile you and it's time you started to feel that. You aren't welcome here, you don't get to play with my things. Shoo.

And you know I'm right. It's why you're mad right now. Those people, the ones that lie to you to get you outraged, they aren't your friends. Hell, they'd be making fun of you for trying to buy a vampire game because they are bullies who hate you.

So to sum it all up: There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise: Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives.

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Shipping and VAT and wholesale orders and things

IF YOU ARE OUTSIDE THE US YOU MUST INCLUDE YOUR PHONE NUMBER IN THE SHIPPING INFORMATION FOR THE ORDER! USE YOUR EMAIL FOR THE 'CONTACT' PART OF THE ORDERING PROCESS.

You overseas folks understand how this works better than I do, but know that I'm not collecting VAT. You'll need to be responsible for that on your end.

Shipping is guaranteed in the US but I can't guarantee receipt in every country. That said, I'm not a monster–if something goes wrong I'll try to fix it. BUT: China, Russia, Mexico, Eastern Europe generally–you are ordering entirely at your own risk.

Packages go out twice a week. There can be both warehouse and mail delays due to covid and weather. If you pay for express shipping you'll still probably get your package sooner than not, but I can't be held to the arrival window--that's between you and the USPS. The standard Priority Mail should arrive in 2-4 days in the US, in less than 10 outside the US.

AU/NZ are a special case and your packages might take longer to arrive–track the AHOY tracking numbers here https://a1.asendiausa.com/tracking/.

Wholesale orders can be placed by emailing dearleadergame@gmail.com or through https://www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Thousand-Year-Old-Vampire-Print-PDF.html.

Contact me at dearleadergame@gmail.com