And another thing:

My name is Tim Hutchings. I made these games, sometimes with help and sometimes on my lonesome. But none of these things would exist without the amazing society we live in, the cultural institutions we build to preserve and appreciate it, and the people who make up that society. So I make a request:

If you are a supporter of the near or far right I am going to ask that you not buy my games. I don't want your money, but more importantly I don't want you to feel comfortable enjoying things produced by the people and systems you want to destroy. I don't want bad people playing my games–and that includes folks who are willing to look the other way while braver bigots perform their hateful work.

Yes this means members of cartoonishly evil hate groups, but it also specifically includes Trump supporters and those Republicans who voted for Trump. You are lobbying for the death of my friends and relations, you are pushing for dangerous authoritarians to destroy the systems that let books like mine come to be. And this goes for equivalent groups outside the US–you know who you are.

People who make art and beauty and fun almost universally revile you and it's time you started to feel that. You aren't welcome here, you don't get to play with my things. Shoo.

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Shipping and VAT and things

You overseas folks are going to know how this works better than I do, but know that I'm not collecting VAT. You'll need to be responsible for that on your end.

Shipping is guaranteed in the US but I can't guarantee reciept in every country. That said, I'm not a monster–if something goes wrong we'll fix it.

Packages go out twice a week. There can be both warehouse and mail delays due to covid and weather. If you pay for express shipping you'll still probably get your package sooner than not, but I can't be held to the arrival window--that's between you and the USPS.